“Prince Charles Fears Genetic Disaster” (Daily Mail, 17th May 2000)
We read in the paper Prince Charles is dismayed by science and scientists wrecking the place. "A bloomin' international disgrace" he said, then knelt down and prayed. It's something to do with the way that genetics are tinkered with, reproducing some freak reproduction whose nature and chin are too weak to understand human aesthetics. One look at his family's history's enough to tell that a simple genetic disaster occurred when Queen Vic was spliced by her master, Prince Albert, all proud, in the buff. And thus Charlie's mum and Philip the Greek are both blood relations of Vicky and Bert, whose seed is widespread amongst the inert royal families of Europe's shit creek. Poor Charles, self deluded, sounds almost ironic as he preaches on genes and how they morphose. He is, in his pomp, like a king with no clothes. We'd cry if it wasn't so comic.
